搞笑英语短句大全10000个（搞笑英语句子短句）

幽默的爱情短句英语

英语爱情名言 love is like war， easy to begin but hard to end. 爱就像一场战争，开战容易停火难。

Loveisnotamatterofcountingthedays.Itsmakingthedayscount.爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。Withthewonderofyourlove，thesunabovealwaysshines.拥有你美丽的爱情，太阳就永远明媚。

有那些简单的英文情话： I love you with all my heart. 我全心全意爱你。 one life one love！ 一生只爱你一个。 My heart belongs to you. 我的心属于你。 When I close my eyes。

爱情英文短句不是我不懂你，是因为我还爱你。IsnotthatIdontunderstandyou，becauseIstillloveyou.女人，恋爱的时候，就像，与世隔绝般。Women，love，like，isolated无论多好的望远镜，也望不到幸福边缘。

When theres no expectation，losing wont bring hurt， gaining makes you surprised. 不去期望。失去了不会伤心，得到了便是惊喜。You are the one I have been looking for. 你就是我一直在追寻的幸福。

搞笑英语短句有翻译

1、A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea， “Let us fly！” Said the fly， “Let us flee！” So they flew through a flaw in the flue。一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。

2、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。2） One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3、有趣的英语句子翻译 We are grazing ，the sheep in the next field. 我们在吃草，羊在旁边的地里。 英语中的逗号作用大着了。 1）As is known to everybody， the moon travels round the earth once every week。

精选励志幽默英语段子

1、You have to believe in yourself. Thats the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。

2、True mastery of any skill takes a lifetime.对任何技能的掌握都需要一生的刻苦操练。Sweat is the lubricant of success.汗水是成功的润滑剂。

3、Great minds have purpose， others have wishes.杰出的人有着目标，其他人只有愿望。Being single is better than being in an unfaithful relationship.比起谈着充满欺骗的恋爱，单身反而更好。

4、经典幽默英语段子精选1：Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.任何值得做的，就把它做好。Happiness is a way station between too much and too little.幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。

5、in time.每一座山都有巅峰，每一个峡谷都有谷底。人生也有跌宕起伏，有高潮有低谷。没有人有 人一生都平步青云，也没有人有人一生都时乖命蹇。难题总有了结的一天。随着时间的推 移，一切难题都会迎刃而解。

搞笑英语带翻译短句

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea， “Let us fly！” Said the fly， “Let us flee！” So they flew through a flaw in the flue。 一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。

Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。

有趣的英语句子翻译 We are grazing ，the sheep in the next field. 我们在吃草，羊在旁边的地里。 英语中的逗号作用大着了。 1）As is known to everybody， the moon travels round the earth once every week。

英语绕口令带中文版翻译 while we were walking， we were watching window washers wash washingtons windows with warm washing water.当我们走路时，我们看着清洁窗户的人用暖水清洗华盛顿的窗户。

恶搞的英语短句

1、搞笑的英语句子翻译 幽默的英语句子 1） Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2） One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

2、Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。

3、【篇三】简短的搞笑英语句子集锦 Do you have a family？ 你有孩子吗？Its a good father that knows his son。就算是的父亲，也未必了解自己的儿子。I have no opinion of that sort of man。